Confidentiality Challenger T-Shirts

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Alternative Medicine

Do not think outside the box!

Freedom of Speech

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'I have to answer this e-mail from the boss. Can you wait in the hallway for a few minutes? I need my cyberspace.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

Workers' Rights

Voting Difficulties

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'What you say here remains confidential. Except what I tell my wife and she dishes to her gossipy girlfriends.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'