Confidentiality Critic T-Shirts

'I can assure you all job applications are completely confidential!'

"'Whistleblower' isn't a term we feel comfortable with, 'unemployed' is more accurate."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Trappist Monk Discord

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Psst! Hey, kids."

Twitter Suspends Don Junior

Privacy

Legalish

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

Automatic Congressman

Big Brother.

Press freedom makes democracy.

Freedom Book.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

Disappearing Democracy

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

Facial Recognition

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Projection

'That damn racial scandal.'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

Goal!

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

1 message reviewed by NSA.

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."