Confidentiality Challenger Mugs

"Miranda, this is Larry, my old therapist — Larry knows all my secrets ... and some of yours."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Alternative Medicine

Do not think outside the box!

Freedom of Speech

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

'I have to answer this e-mail from the boss. Can you wait in the hallway for a few minutes? I need my cyberspace.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

Voting Difficulties

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Workers' Rights

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'What you say here remains confidential. Except what I tell my wife and she dishes to her gossipy girlfriends.'