Confident Shopper Pillows

'Do you think these jeans make me look fat? Be honest!'

'Let's start by determining the type of person you are. Are you upfront, or do you give off subtle signals?'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

One Dollar, One Vote

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'SHOP!!!'

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

We just buy one gallon of whole milk - only the very rich can afford to buy 50 gallons of 2%.

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

'This new breakfast cereal is too expensive.'

$65 for a frozen turkey. . . 9 bucks for a sleigh ride.

"Tag sale next door!"

"The bad side effects are your medical plan doesn't cover the cost of this medication."

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'