Confessional Art Lover Pillows

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Loan Alley

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Framed Lady

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

They were mysteriously drawn together

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."