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'The disdainful glances, the withering stares... I'm not tough enough to live with Siamese cats!'

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Trilby - 'Confession

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Confession Ratings.

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

True confession

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.