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'The disdainful glances, the withering stares... I'm not tough enough to live with Siamese cats!'

Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Trilby - 'Confession

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

True confession

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"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."