Confession Collector Mugs

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"I thought you must of been drunk last night, when you told everyone your real age."

Real Confessions

'Nobody regrets your mother's death-bed confession more than I do...'

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

True confessions.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Who's Dead

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Confession Ratings.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"