Condo Seeker Prints

'This isn't just a mobile home. It's a mobile housing complex.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Middle-Age Superheroes

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Yours is adjustable?"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.