Condo Hunter Prints

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Emigrating to France.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Shakespeare Ave

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'They're playing house.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Starter Homes

'This is close enough.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'