Condiment Queen Mugs

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

Lady of the Cake.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Flying sauces.

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Tabletop Theatre

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Chef Cake Topper

"Ah — excellent catsup."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Dijon Vu

Beating Dad at Chess.