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"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

Things that bands can do

"And now a request from the audience."

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Italica

David Roy Eldridge

Plymouth Rock

'That one must be the dominant male'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

JimmyFest 2006

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Come on, you know the words! Bum bum bum bum!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

EWE 2.

'Dude, I've been in this band for over an hour now, and I haven't seen one groupie. Maybe punk rock is dead.'

Rod Stewart

Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Rule Britannia!

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

Old rocker.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

At the rock concert...

Concerts back in the good old days...