Concertgoer Conundrum T-Shirts

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Free Bird!"

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."