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Fred never knew what he'd find when cleaning port-a-potties after a rock concert.

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Mark Knopfler.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Elevator Music

Popera!

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Musical Eye Test

Cesar Franck

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Singer and her microphone

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Dino Fest

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Mick Jagger.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

Nick Cave.

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

How to deliver a baby grand.

Blues for now.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'