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Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anna Calvi

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

EWE 2.

George Michael

Orchestra.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Elvis Presley

Italica

Bassoons.

Freddie Mercury

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Free Bird!"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.