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A one wheeled car

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

It's great for pulling the birds!

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

The Hybrid

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

2020 Panic Room

'Power steering.'

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Scrapyard Worker

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

'I call it my bumper sticker.'

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Three long vehicles.

Football anagrams: Honest John's (Answer: Seth Johnson.)

The Government car-share scheme gains wide support!

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive,some days you like to be driven."

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

"Your car is always in the shop because it has a problem with its auto immune system."

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

"Do you have something in a smaller pig?"