Con Artist Antics Gifts

'...So while everybody was distracted by my bouncing checks, I slipped out of town.'

Karataoke

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Pottery Slam

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Pretending To Care

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

Mime Prison

"This is your second cousin Armando. He was an artist."

Killer Hals

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

"Excuse me, your honor. If you could just give us a few minutes, my client would like to pitch some time shares to the jury real quick."

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

"What made you think I would draw you?"

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

'You paint abstract, why do I need to be nude?'

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

'Yes, dad, I mis-spoke my math grade, covered-up my reprimand from the dean, and cheated on an English quiz, but I'm getting an A in political science.'

Master of Illusion

'Keep an eye on McAllister -- I think he's cooking the books.'

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

P.T. Barnum as a child.

Budget Cryogenics