Con Artist Antics Gifts

'...So while everybody was distracted by my bouncing checks, I slipped out of town.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Pottery Slam

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Pretending To Care

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

Killer Hals

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

"This is your second cousin Armando. He was an artist."

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

"What made you think I would draw you?"

'You paint abstract, why do I need to be nude?'

Melted Snowmen for Sale.

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

'Yes, dad, I mis-spoke my math grade, covered-up my reprimand from the dean, and cheated on an English quiz, but I'm getting an A in political science.'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

P.T. Barnum as a child.

Budget Cryogenics

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

'Keep an eye on McAllister -- I think he's cooking the books.'

Master of Illusion