Computer Wiseman T-Shirts

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Miss America IQ Pageant

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

The Digital Family

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

I've always been slower than computers...

"What's that you're reading?"

Computer operator welding machine.

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."