Computer Whiz Family T-Shirts

The Digital Family

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

I've always been slower than computers...

"What's that you're reading?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Kevin had a computer virus.