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"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

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STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Essex computer.

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

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'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

Tech-Support

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"Thanks to my advice your lame software doesn't work at all now? No need to thank me, sir! That's what customer service is for!"

"That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!"

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"