Computer Chaos Humor Pillows

"Try rebooting your computer again..."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

Religion and technology.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'My backup special...'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

And for a mere £49.99 you can make it fully portable, sir.

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

'Oh that, it does the crossword.'

'You've got mail.'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."