Computer Chaos Humor Mugs

"Try rebooting your computer again..."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

Religion and technology.

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'My backup special...'

And the next thing I knew, my smartphone had my power of attorney!

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

And for a mere £49.99 you can make it fully portable, sir.

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."