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'Try rebooting.'

Computer Room.

Bright idea

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Are you sure you want to see the kitchen? The chef is naked."

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'I found another pothole.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

“Putty took a wife. Her name was Possums, and she bore him Little Gentleman, Biddy Boo, Savor Tooth, Fluffy, Harry Cat, and Cesar. Then Little Gentleman begat Little Gentleman II and Friday and Tinkle Toes and Possum Tail and…”

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

'We need someone in here, like now.'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

That side up.

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Effective communications

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

Bad mannered dog embarrasses visiting nuns.