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"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Breakthrough

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Letter writing lady.

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tango

Corporate Success

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

Discomfort zone.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

Hotel teddy for hire

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.