Compromise Seeker T-Shirts

You may not have heard of us yet but if they bring in PR we'll form the government

'We'll try to find the middle ground.'

'To get any of my programs through congress...it's worth a try!''

Politically Homeless

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

Collective Psyche

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

The Female Brain and The Other One

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."