Compost Champion Mugs

"Been coming to this bin since your great great grandfather's time -nearly 4 weeks ago."

Eco Princess

Food waste with recycling symbol

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Mulch madness"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Bird nesting in the garden.

The birth of junk mail.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

The stuff of Legend.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

The Mafia Goes Green.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Gone to seed.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Eat your salad. Blurg! Now! Quick! Put it into my bag! Finito. Mother! You've started up your compost pile, haven't you? You make it sound so rotten!

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

'Please tell me you didn't pay for that stuff.'

Will work for manure.

I Told You To Compost It!

Andy Johnson, Hardcore Composter

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Introducing clean conscience products

"Leftover seeds."

Garden Shop: Pig $#!@ and Sheep $#!@