Complimenting Detective Pillows

A boy acting suspiciously

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Complementary Beverages

Who stole my candy?

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

'Fingerprints on your laptop screen?... wow, that's a real mystery.'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

'You're an inspector now?'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'You dance like my mother.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

'He died of too much money.'

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

Sherlock Holmes gets back at Professor Moriarty through reduced research funding.

'?'He was definitely here earlier. Looks like he gave us the slip.'

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

Golf Crime Scene.