Compliment Artist Gifts

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

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"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

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'You dance like my mother.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'It was very good.'

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."