Complicated Relationship Status Mugs

"Thank goodness, it's just my boyfriend. For a minute there, I thought it was my husband!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Great Therapy!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"We don't talk anymore."

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

DIY marriage counseling.

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'How long have you been fighting?'

Relationship Issues.

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."