Completing Distance Learning Pillows

Graduating in the Age of COVID

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Fighting the Pandemic

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

National Academy of Sport

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Odd Mortarboards.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

'So, how was flight school?'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Distance Learning"

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

Please School Remotely.

"This is all going into my thesis."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Teaching from Home

"Check out this live stream."

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'