Complaint Collector Prints

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

Whine Country Tours.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

"To think I used to complain about making house calls!"

'The last candlelit supper we had was when they cut the power off.'

"So, after days of moaning about the heat, you can now moan about the torrential rain."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"I can't find my car!"

"And another thing. . . Why can you never get a plumber when you need one?"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Complaints Desk

'Last guy that worked here did nothing but complain.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

'It's Mr. Stebbins...he's getting back to you with a vengeance.'

Complaints about how we handled your complaint.

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

Awkward customers.

'Of course I care, madam!'

'Hello, Room Service?'

"You have to follow the guidance on dealing with complaints precisely or else the shredder gets blocked."

Sharings,,,formerly complaints,

Ryanair refunds

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

"I think I speak for all of us."

'The food's lousy! The water's too cold! The pond needs cleaning! You should feed us more often!'

"I don't get it...my boss once said that he loves animals...just last week he called me 'the laziest dog he did ever see.' But yet he fired me..."

Complaint clerk presses button to drop customer through trap door