Complaint Champion Pillows

"Everything."

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Can't this wait 'till I get home, honey?"

"I want you to share any concerns you have about customer care and I'll see if I can do anything about your whining not completely destroying your career."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

In, Out, Complain.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

Complaints Desk

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Access Assessments

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Moanathon.

GDPR compliant

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Airline concerns.

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'How long do I have to sit like this? My neck is stiff, my arms ache. I've got pins and needles...'

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."