Complaint Champion Pillows

"Everything."

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Can't this wait 'till I get home, honey?"

"I want you to share any concerns you have about customer care and I'll see if I can do anything about your whining not completely destroying your career."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

In, Out, Complain.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Complaints departement for men and women.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Complaints Desk

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Access Assessments

'He's sending it back....again! I swear this guy can't get no satisfaction.'

Moanathon.

GDPR compliant

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Airline concerns.

'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

After eating here for years, I've come down with abdominal pain and fatigue. Oh yeah? Also, irritability, sleep problems, headaches, loss of appetite, inexplicable weight loss, vomiting and constipation. Also, it took me three whole hours to figure out my new Apple watch, so chalk me up for learning difficulties. You're not by chance trying to get in one last lawsuit before Trump deregulates everything, are you? Heavens, no. Just feeling a little lead-poisony is all I'm saying.

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."