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Airline concerns.

'Me' Weekly

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

'No - I demand to speak to your REAL manager!'

"Just eat your alphabet soup Harold."

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

In, Out, Complain.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

Complaints departement for men and women.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Moanathon.

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'How long do I have to sit like this? My neck is stiff, my arms ache. I've got pins and needles...'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

'There's supposed to be 56 million bubbles in a bottle of Champagne -- I only counted 54, 325,775.'

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"I think I speak for all of us."