Competitive Trackstar Gifts

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

National Academy of Sport

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Man running

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Runner going through hurdles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"A man and his choo-choo."

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Linford Christie

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Track runner running out of track

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'