Competitive Spirits Mugs

'I hate snowboarders!'

U S football.

Boy he's aggressive!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Arch Rivals.

Rowers.

"It's not enough I want to be king of the beasts as well."

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

We annihilated the opposition!

'These constant fights for territory mean that I don't have any male friends...'

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

Footballer Players shown War Plan by Coach

Snail Racing

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"I'm a lot more ambitious than you Dad! I don't just want to be the King of the Jungle, I want to be an emperor!"

"At least we managed to get them to go Christmas shopping this year and boys will be boys! By the way my husband is going to beat your husband!"

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming

Ice Skating.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'

'I can't believe you just said that Satchel's writing is better than mine.'

'Men look for competition in the eye. Women look for competition in the foot.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Let this be a lesson...never laugh at someone who double-faults match point!'

The weight of winning gold.

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

"As expected... the call goes in for Scissors."

The self-esteem police go to the olympics

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

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