Competitive Spirit Bearer T-Shirts

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Salesman

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Skate or die."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I love fast break business success."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Snail Racing

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"