Competitive Spirit Lover T-Shirts

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

Unsporting

'Yeah? Well my personal trainer can beat up your personal trainer!'

Bob switched from foil to epee when he heard that epee had no rules

'He never wins by a head, always by a nose'.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Rafa Nadal

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Boy you are good!'

The Best rugby World Cup Winners

Muhammad Ali

The underdog succumbs to the pack

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Salesman

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'