Competitive Spirit Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'So you're doing this just for fun right? Right?'

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Salesman

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

Snail Racing

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Skate or die."