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"How are her scores?"

'Why are you sending us off?' - 'For fighting about who won the toss.'

Sochi. What happened to you? One minute I was coming down the track, having a great run and I just flew off my sled! It's not fair --- I'm better than the guys who won medals! This guy with the aches and pains all over is a real poor sport. Don't say it, Ernie! He's a sore luger!

Mrs. Cohen, we want to understand why would Scrabble players take performance-enhancing drugs? Winning, plain and simple. You know exactly what I mean. I beg your pardon? You criticize people for doing what it takes to win. But you all use dirty tricks to raise campaign dough and crush your opponents. Now, let's discuss the dismantling of Congressional ethics rules. It appears our time is up.

'Who won?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

The Salesman

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Ratminton

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

Snail Racing

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"