Competitive Fishing Pillows

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Rage.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Ice fisher.

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Ratminton

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Alpha Seltzer

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Eat my dust!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.