Fishing Tournaments Pillows

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Ice fisher.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Clam Spearing

"Only caught one, eh."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"You know very well what fish!"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you