Competition Analyst T-Shirts

"Really?

"Honest, J.B., I don't think that little girl's lemonade stand on Cerritos Street will hurt our business!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

EU and India partnership.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Tariffs"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

'It's about time!'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

Trump and President Xi

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"And it was at this point that we stopped trying to innovate and started copying our competitors instead."

The Bargain Brand

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

S**t Creek Halt

'In the commercials, they run over to it and wag their tails.'

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Trading Insults

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"It's written in invisible ink."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

New Silk Road,

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."