Compensation Watchdog Pillows

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Good boy."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Police Statetion

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Bush farewell.

Corporate Greed.

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Legalish

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

From Street Walker to Call Girl

State of the Union

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Donald Trump

EU Deal