Inequality Watchdog Pillows

Fat guy being supported by little chap.

"Billionairs were given your Christmas presents, but...if you're a good boy, you may get trickled down upon!"

"They know you are doing it tough, so they are offering you more of the same."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Trickledown economics

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

Surveys and economic interests

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

Nice Apology, Mark

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

"With so many applicants for a few jobs, we can lower the pay and drop the benefits!"

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

USA Slavery

First class only raft.

Nortel Networks goes after executives to repay bonuses.

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

Pay Rises.

Tax Haven UK

Child Abuse Report

"Peggy, can we find someone to misuse a few of these campaign funds for a run to the deli to get us some lunch?"

'We are not a sexist employer, so we ask all employees exactly the same questions. Now, 'what happens if you become pregnant?''

'Please help me reach the level where lobbyists work endlessly to get me a permanent tax cut.'

Economic Crisis