Compassionate Trendsetter T-Shirts

"Mink? Are you kidding? With all the proests about wearing fur? No, this coat is made of grass!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Do you like my bling?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Cool bling bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

Tattooist to Support - Please Help.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Cybergoths.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"