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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'I win!'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

The boss is world famous for his profound analysis of human nature, but to work here all you need to know one grunt is yes and two is no.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Foul!"

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

Maradona memorial.

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

"And what can I get for you, hamsome?"

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Hokey Kokey Association.

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