Company Manager Pillows

'What this company needs are some new and original old-fashioned ideas.'

"Yes, the company is heavily into R&D... rust and decay!"

'Our system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'Sorry - as part of our new company wellness program - we have to let you go.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'We're down here to see how other company departments including shipping function.'

I know how you feel, looking at the VDU screen makes me feel ill too.

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

'Our employees are seeing doctors less now we've started hiring quacks.'

"Hey, if we're getting laid off, it's every man for himself!"

"Here comes Paul. Maybe he can help us turn things around."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Businesswoman Empowerment

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."