Company Lyricist Gifts

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

"That is an outrageous slur."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Bryan Ferry

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Bashful in Nashville

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

George Michael

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Joe Henry

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"I always thought love made the world go round."

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Ray Davies

Jerry Lordan

Modern Life Blues