Company Going Public Gifts

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Office has glass walls, with people looking in. Man at desk says: 'Things have changed a bit round here since the company went public.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Opening the door to new customers

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Internet.

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

'Superstock'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

The company's founder was a man of few words, but apparently buy and sell were all he needed.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Business Builders

Home for the Holidays

Biotechnology in agriculture

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"The worst thing about selling 51 percent of my company is that I can't walk around like I own the place."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

"Your new phone comes with this fire extinguisher. And we already added the number to the fire dept. to your contacts."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'This company started from scratch.'

'A good idea, Fletcher? So was your last one. Which, I recall, brought us to the brink of bankruptcy!'