Launching An Ipo Gifts

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

' A good idea '

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bright Idea

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Internet.

Mark Zuckerberg

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Opening the door to new customers

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Superstock'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

S.S.dot.com

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Woman out on limb

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Start up

Home for the Holidays

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."